The Mitchum Man: Now, A Deadbeat Dad!

Last night, on the L train platform, another encounter with the Mitchum Man, who just keeps getting more irresistible:

Mitchum_father

Okay, nothing scary about that guy. I love a man who's a total uncommunicative dick--not to mention vaguely threatening--to his kids! Oh but wait:

Mitchum_father_sensitive

Oh, Sensitive Mitchum Man! You're just a big ol' teddy bear at heart! I love you--and your deodorant!

PS How totally Euro of you to wear your wedding band on your right hand!

Previously:
Keep the Mitchum Men Far Away From Me

NYC, NYCMelissa Kirsch